When the Chef Visits Your Table

untitledSales compensation is an uncomfortable area for many compensation professionals. Many of us have never been professional sales people. Many of us don’t have the technical modeling expertise to flesh out these plans. The plans don’t operate the same way as most incentive plans. Sales people do not react to pay programs the same way as most other employees. Sales managers often are simply great sales people who have been put in charge of similar, but less great, sales people. Often we are tasked with supporting or communicating a plan when we have had little interaction during the fact finding and design phases. With all the being said, let’s talk about sales comp!

I recently spoke to a company that is Continue reading

A Chrome Panda Predicts Demise of Stock Options

6a0134836082f8970c01b7c8585e9e970b-200wiOn May 7, 2016, it was reported that a giant chrome panda predicted the imminent crippling of stock options in the Silicon Valley. Dropbox has been a star of the unicorn sector. But, in October of 2015 and again in April of 2016, their value was written down by major mutual funds, including Fidelity. With their unicorn value and subsequent write down, they have become a high tech “canary in the coal mine” for employee stock options.

Just last month Dropbox moved into new digs in San Francisco. In their lobby, they installed a giant chrome panda (their mascot) that is meant to welcome guests with an iconic Bay Area flair of irreverence. The bad news is Continue reading

You are Not Lebron James (or Facebook, or Google)

6a0134836082f8970c01bb088b1ce3970d-800wiLebron James has just become the youngest person in NBA history to score 25,000 points in his career. He is not yet 31 years old. You are not Lebron James. It is an obvious fact. You are not 6’8”. You are not 250 lbs. of muscle. You cannot dribble a basketball while running faster than your neighbor being chased by a bear. You cannot leap 3 and half feet into air and gracefully land with a smile. You haven’t spent your entire life optimizing your skills and talents to be the best basketball player in the world. You know this.

Yes, you may be about 31 years old. Maybe you weigh 250 lbs. You might even be 6’8”. Even if these things were true, it would be a mistake to directly compare yourself to Lebron. Lebron is fun to watch, but at no point would you fool yourself into believing you can do what he does. Even those players who contend with him for the title of “best basketball player” don’t try to do things the way Lebron does.

Your company is also not Facebook or Google. Your product is Continue reading

Delicious Amber Transparency

6a0134836082f8970c01b7c7e30888970b-200wiWe talk a lot about pay transparency. It seems like half the time half of compensation professionals argue for more and half argue for less. New Belgium Brewing is a company who does a great job at being open. In fact, they are so good that they are an example used by the media, other companies and even the U.S. Government.  More importantly, they seem like great company.

Kim Jordan, the cofounder of New Belgium, has made it a priority to make sure the company is always paying a living wage. Her passion for making sure everyone at New Belgium has the opportunity to thrive is an essential component of Continue reading

eHarmony Gets It! It’s About Professional Relationships

12 pillars sunset square (2)In today’s news, eHarmony announced that they are planning to expand from personal to professional matchmaking. Performensation has long held that finding the right people to work for your company is attuned to online dating. Like finding your true love, every employee wants to work at a company that “gets him or her”.

In the past, many employers held the power position. Companies believed that if they were providing jobs that paid a fair wage with decent working conditions, then people should be happy to work for them.  In today’s world, this is no longer enough. Just like Continue reading

Silence Isn’t Golden

untitled1I hope your employees aren’t complaining about your compensation programs. If they are complaining out loud, then the problem has likely been there for a while and you need to address it post haste. But, that’s not what this article is about. We all can, and do, identify problems as they become vocal. I want to talk about compensation programs that people aren’t complaining about.

Most of us have been taught that silence is golden. That simply isn’t true in our line of business. When it comes to pay, if people aren’t talking about it then Continue reading